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🌿 This Week in Cannabis: Long Island's Green Surge & Global Ganja Gains

Ah, the sweet scent of progress—or is that just the latest strain? Either way, this week has been a whirlwind of cannabis developments that are lighting up both Long Island and the global stage. So, grab your vape pen, settle in, and let's dive into the highs and lows (but mostly highs) of the cannabis industry.



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🌱 Long Island: Where Cannabis Grows Faster Than Your Uncle's Fish Stories

💰 Retail Sales That'll Make You Green with Envy

Long Island is proving that when it comes to cannabis, it's not just about quantity—it's about quality. As of November 2024, the island accounted for 11% of New York's retail cannabis sales, despite representing only 3% of the state's dispensaries. That's like bringing a potato salad to a barbecue and having it be the most talked-about dish.


🏭 Expansion Plans That Are Bigger Than Your Weekend Binge-Watching Session

Omnium Canna, a local cannabis processor, is expanding its footprint on Long Island. The company plans to lease two additional locations, nearly doubling its existing 60,000 square feet of space. It's like they found the secret to growing both cannabis and square footage.


💼 Jobs, Taxes, and Budtenders—Oh My!

The cannabis industry isn't just about getting high; it's about lifting the local economy. In 2024, Long Island's eight cannabis retailers generated over $109 million in revenue and $20 million in sales tax. That's enough to make even Scrooge McDuck consider a career change.


🌍 Global Cannabis: From Amsterdam to Zanzibar, It's All About the Green


🇩🇪 Germany's Green Revolution

Germany is leading the European cannabis charge. Since the implementation of the CanG law in April 2024, medical cannabis prescriptions have surged by 1,000%. It's like they discovered the secret to turning green into gold.


🇹🇭 Thailand's Tightening Grip

After a surge in cannabis smuggling cases involving tourists, Thailand plans to tighten cannabis sale regulations. It's like they realized that maybe giving away free cannabis plants wasn't the best idea.


🌍 Other Noteworthy Developments

  • South Africa: Launched cannabis cooperatives to empower local farmers. Because nothing says "economic growth" like a well-tended cannabis plant.

  • Switzerland: Initiated pilot trials for adult-use cannabis sales. It's like they're testing the waters before diving in.

  • Israel: Passed a bill to regulate medical cannabis use. Because even ancient civilizations need a modern touch.


⚖️ Legal Landscape: Where the Gavel Meets the Green

🇺🇸 Oregon's Labor Peace Agreement Struck Down

A federal judge ruled that Oregon's Measure 119, which required cannabis businesses to enter into labor peace agreements, is unconstitutional. It's like they said, "Peace? Nah, let's go with freedom."


🇺🇸 Supreme Court's RICO Ruling Rocks the Industry

The U.S. Supreme Court expanded the reach of civil RICO laws, allowing cannabis companies to be sued for economic harms stemming from personal injuries. It's like they handed out a magnifying glass to anyone looking for a reason to sue.


🗳️ Poll Time: What's Your Take?

Now that we've rolled through the week's highlights, it's time for you to weigh in. Which cannabis development this week impressed you the most?

  • Long Island's new dispensary opening

  • Global cannabis policy reform

  • Innovative cannabis product launch

  • Other (comment below)


💬 Final Thoughts: High Hopes and Higher Sales

From Long Island's booming cannabis market to global policy shifts, it's clear that the cannabis industry is on an upward trajectory. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or a curious newcomer, there's never been a better time to pay attention to the green revolution. So, stay tuned, stay informed, and remember—it's all about the journey, not just the destination.


 
 
 

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